 TORONTO AUGUST 18, 2006 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Tard's Club Band |
 Nice pink shades! |
 Gus Tard loving those gold shoulders! |
 Crazy fucks!> |
 Fox Tard assumes the position! |
 Fox Tard takes a nap! |
 John Tard, jealous of Fox Tard, takes a break of his own! |
 BRAMPTON AUGUST 19, 2006 - Van's packed and ready to go |
 Honk if you think THE 3TARDS suck! |
 Le Tard apparently thinks THE 3TARDS suck bad! |
 MONTREAL AUGUST 19, 2006 - Entering Quebec |
 Cafe Chaos> |
 3tards Roadie cooks up some filet mignon in the alleyway behind the club |
 Le Tard loves his meat! |
 Need we say more? |
 Fox Tard gets some tail! |
 Good morning poutine! |
 Le Tard's in cheese curd heaven! |
 John Tard takes a roadside poutine shit! |
 John Tard zipping up> |
 Fox Tard's fucked up allergy eyes |
 RIVIERE-DU-LOUP AUGUST 20, 2006 - Crazy waterfall boys! |
 John Tard was overwhelmed by the romantic waterfall |
 HALIFAX AUGUST 22, 2006 - Entering Nova Scotia |
 Gay cowboy Le Tard loves his little camera purse! |
 Citadel Hill with the newest Tard |
 Which way is the wind blowing? |
 Super cool tough guy promo pick at Halifax harbour> |
 This fucking tugboat really pissed us off! |
 Poutine AND a Donair??!? |
 Wrong way? Guess we should head home... |
 Le Tard could kick Winston's ass! |
 Lazy-ass 3tarded Roadie |
 Gus Tard at Gus' Pub |
 You know you've made it when... |
 Le Tard should have thought ahead...> |
 Very impressive, Merch Tard |
 John Tard shows Nikki and Meagan his moves |
 BBQ Tard? Or 3tard Roadie? You decide |
 MONCTON AUGUST 23, 2006 - Entering New Brunswick |
 Marshmallow Burger Heaven! |
 Paramount Lounge |
 I think we can all agree on BBQ Tard |
 Keeping John Tard at bay in the van!> |
 Dreaming of poutine... |
 Sunrise in Nova Scotia |
 NEWFOUNDLAND FERRY AUGUST 24, 2006 - Fox Tard loves boats! |
 John Tard and his groupies |
 The boys chill in the berth on the boat |
 The Atlantic Ocean |
 "I'm king of the world!" |
 4 semen, I mean Seamen> |
 Roadie's toupee blows off |
 John Tard's ex-boyfriend is not happy with John's new boyfriend - Gus Tard |
 Newfoundland ho! |
 Entering Newfoundland |
 Creepy van Tards! |
 CORNER BROOK AUGUST 25, 2006 - Jamming with Gus Tard's dad and his band |
 Le Tard gets some blues action into him |
 This guy had his arm cut off by a chop saw and had it reattached - AND CAN STILL PLAY GUITAR!> |
 John Tard's broken toe from a Moncton stage-diving mishap |
 New Kids shirt and an axe - sounds like a fun Friday night! |
 Something about Fox Tard playing video games gets John Tard all horny |
 Pretty in Pink with Gus Tard's cousin Natalie |
 Rastard! |
 Gus Tard and his shit fish! |
 All John Tard caught was the Newfie flu! |
 The only 3TARDS that really matter! |
 John Tard kisses Gus Tard's parents' ass! |
 Gus Tard and his folks Gus Sr. and Jean |
 This picture looks staged, but it's not... Fox Tard and John Tard actually passed out like this! |
 Gus Sr. can't believe the idiots his son hangs out with! |
 Le Tard with Gus's Aunt Ruby and Natalie |
 Gus Tard's Mom's homemade bread... MMMMMMM! |
 Gus Tard and Le Tard discuss Fox & John sleeping together on the couch |
 Le Rastard! |
 John Tard gives Gus's mom a big juicy Mainlander kiss! |
 Fox Tard drinks from the Monster Jug - he wasn't seen for three days |
 Le Tard likes his woman small and his beers GIGANTIC! |
 Natalie, Fox & Ruby |
 True love - forever together! |
 Gus Tard on drums in his hometown for the first time ever! |
 Le Tard is rocking out! |
 John Tard's ridiculous green microphone> |
 3tard Roadie and Ruby |
 John Tard breaks SOMETHING again... |
 The old after-show party! |
 ST. JOHN'S AUGUST 26, 2006 - On the way to the East Coast |
 John Tard makes some room in the van... by taking off his pants |
 Look out St. John's! |
 John Tard shoots the shit with some of the local 3TARDS fans |
 These guys drove 7 hours from Corner Brook just to see us twice in two nights!> |
 Jane and her boyfriend assault a sleeping Moose...er Fox Tard |
 McLobster is Back! |
 CHARLOTTETOWN AUGUST 29, 2006 - Entering PEI |
 Le Tard breaks free of the moose trap, but can't find his way out! |
 John Tard puts his vibrating toothbrush in Roadie's hand for half an hour before he notices... there was some moaning though... |
 Le Tard's sculpture - the only pussy any of us saw all trip! |
 Computer punk Tards - keeping up on our myspaces |
 Fox Tard describes his dick to the local radio station right before John Tard got on the air!> |
 Eating some moose meat from Gus's family that the club cooked up for us |
 Fuck does Le Tard love to eat! |
 Baba's Lounge |
 Charlottetown should quit smoking |
 Soundcheck at Baba's |
 Fox Tard takes a snooze at Dr. Unk's place |
 PEI free to get in, $40.50 to leave on Confederation Bridge |
 "We're going back to fucking New Brunswick again??!?"> |
 FREDERICTON AUGUST 30, 2006 - Re-entering New Brunswick (for like the fifth time, including drive-throughs) |
 Le Tard finally snaps and goes after John Tard - Jim Duggan style! |
 John Tard avoids the evil Le Tard rabbit ears! |
 Pre-show BBQ with promoter Remy and the Rocking Argentos |
 John Tard talking shit again in his stupid green shoes |
 Mmmmm moose steaks and moose burgers |
 Bugaboo Creek |
 Le Tard and Fox Tard with promoter Remy and his door guy> |
 3 beers for a 3TARDS! |
 The old Nude Tard! |
 The boys kick Fredericton's ass! |
 And then John Tard goes down! |
 "I'll Be Back, Fredericton" |
 KINGSTON AUGUST 31, 2006 - Back in Ontario |
 Don't feed the birds sugar cubes |
 Fox Tard could take no more of John Tard's bullshit!> |
 Fox Tard ass-aults John Tard in the front seat! |
 Smijies |
 OSHAWA SEPTEMBER 1, 2006 - The van blows a tire on the 410! |
 Sheldon comes and changes the tire! |
 Le Tard blows a tire of his own at the same time! |
 The Dungeon |
 Finger Puppet Tards |
 Fox Tard seeks new employment!> |
 End of the tour, 7500 kilometres, 1 broken toe, and a lifetime of hilarious stories to tell! |
