THE TARDMOBILE!	With the greatest license plate of all time!
A 3TARDS history in van form	The TARDS hit the road!>
Roadie is actually good for something!	The 5 TARDS hit Quebec!
Roadie finds a second skill on the side of the highway	Montreal chicks love a sweet ride! (L'HEMISPHERE GAUCHE, MONTREAL)
They also LOVE Fox Tard!	Le Tard robbed Roadie of his hat and stole his job, just like a Frenchman>
Dee Tard is obviously PSYCHED to be on the road!	Blowing the roof off of Montreal!
We love this town!	outside the club
Jesus Fucking Christ! We're in goddamn New Brunswick again!	Nothing luckier than a smoking baby!!!
John Tard wishes he was in the front seat	Fox Tard slacking off
In Moncton, at THE MANHATTAN, THE 3TARDS get the love!	POUTINE PIZZA IN MONCTON!>
At Jay's house in Moncton	Loading up for some FROGGY STYLE!
Roadie drives in New Brunswick	John Tard man-beds Le tard
Keith Tard hijacks the van	He's real proud of himself too!
Welcome back to NOVA SCOTIA	The boys in front of GUS'S PUB, HALIFAX
Leaving the mainland heading for NEWFOUNDLAND	Riding the ferry, looking for whales
Welcome to The Rock!	And then we got to Ruby's house in CORNER BROOK>
And she promptly pulled out DOZENS OF FUCKING LOBSTERS!	At which point Le Tard came in his pants!
He then went berserk and attacked Keith Tard with a giant cobra!	But Keith Tard, being the lover that he is, made very close friends with the snake
The beast attacks Le Tard!	But he also makes friends, and soon has a new hat!
All the best Newfie beer!	Back at the Pynn's residence with Jeannie!
Ruby made us the best breakfast in HISTORY!	Then everyone decided to get their hair cut!
Keith Tard was the first to be buzzed!	Then Dee Tard took his turn!
His first mohawk!	John Tard immediately fell in love with him!
It took awhile, but John Tard was finally able to feed his Facebook addiction!	Playing in Corner Brook, at WHELAN'S GATE>
These guys LOVE THE 3TARDS	Fox Tard is ready to be SCREECHED IN!
The time has come!	But first he has to make out with his new girlfriend
And slip her the tongue...	The certificates are ready!
AND FOX TARD IS THE FIRST TO BECOME AN HONOURARY NEWFIE!	Dee Tard takes a shot of Screech!>
And he's number two!	Keith Tard cockblocks Fox Tard with the codfish, and becomes gets his certificate!
John Tard's not sure about this Screech stuff	But he sucks it up and pulls it off!!
Le Tard meanwhile has no issues at all, and can't fucking wait!	He looks a little Screeched OUT though
Roadie doesn't know WHAT the fuck is going on	But he's last in the club!!>
Barbecuing on Signal Hill in ST. JOHN'S	Matinee at DISTORTION in ST. JOHN'S
Playing ST. JOHN'S	Fox Tard fixes his bass on the side of the highway
But of course fucking Roadie has to stop	At the MUSIPLEX CENTRE in FREDERICTON, Fox Tard was ejected mid song due to nudity, and John Tard had to take over bass playing duties! Fox Tard is very nervous at this development
John Tard passes out with his shoes on FINALLY	Knowing John Tard is from the COCK family of England put his mind at ease though>
THE BOSS and THE REAL BOSS!	The end of the tour erupts into a Battle Royale as the Tards can't stand the sight of each other anymore!>