At the airport |
John's sleep mask |
Le Tard is already sick of Keith |
The mancuddling begins> |
Mr. Plow not too impressed to pick us up in Vancouver |
Punkorama Vancouver |
John Tard with Pearl Jam! |
The mancuddling continueth |
On Nardwuar radio show! |
Le Tardwuar! |
The Fox family porn theatre |
Fox is THE DUDE!> |
At The Cobalt, Vancouver |
Coolest pole EVER! |
John with his idol, Mr. Chi Pig from SNFU! |
Fox Tard and Chi Pig |
Le Tard with Cobalt owner Wendy |
Fox Tard gets a kiss! |
Fox and Le Tard with Chi Pig |
The infamous John Tard/Chris Walters street fight outside the Cobalt!> |
Le Tard looks tiny next to Chris! |
John slips Wendy the tongue! |
Let the Tardeth beginneth! |
Keith Tard in full form! |
Keith Tard STILL in full form! |
Vancouver LOVES the 3TARDS! |
The tour posse (Plow hates being seen with us losers) |
Whale astern! On the way to Victoria> |
Rockin out Logan's Pub, Victoria |
With Willy Jak from Dayglo |
Some rich guys came in a Bentley |
Hanging out with Jesus Bonehead of the Dayglos at his shop |
Everyone's tired after the all-male van orgy |
Tour Van Freeze-a-thon 4000! With Roadie |
What the fuck is this thing supposed to be? And why is it in Whistler? |
The mancuddling continues with the invention of THE MANBED!> |
Fox Tard can't take John Tard's shit ANYMORE! |
Neither can Plow... and it's only DAY 3! |
Rockin out for the snowboarders in Whistler! |
Plow is ignoring John Tard's tirade, and John Tard is PISSED! |
Looking for Bigfoot in the mountains! |
Alberta, baby! |
Thank god for this sign... |
Le Tard's mouth was drooling!> |
Red Deer - the prettiest promoters in Canada! |
Red Deer - just before the Battle Royale, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!! |
Fox Tard better watch out in Edmonton! |
John and Lexi - cutest couple EVER! |
John Tard gets his ass kicked by a GIRL in Edmonton! |
Mr. Big Dick! That name again is MR. BIG DICK! |
The infamous Sofa Set! |
The crowd enjoys the sofa action!> |
Plow succumbs to the awesomeness of MANCUDDLING! |
The secret to John Tard's wrinkle-free eyes! |
Fox Tard's marshmallow ice cream! FUCKING GROSS DUDE! |
Close call with that evening's dinner! |
Back to BC! |
Behind the club in Golden |
Justin Timberlake's bringing sexy back, John Tard's bring brown cordouroy back, in Golden! |
Ole Brown Eye!> |
The Ho Away From Home! |
The view from John Tard's hotel room in Canmore |
Snowing in Canmore... it was 28 degrees C in Toronto that day! |
Plow rocks the old Sodomy Road! |
Fox Tard scared the crowd away with his nudity |
Roadie's pre-dirtified cowboy hat! |
Keith Tard get's some cock in the face - you snooze you lose! |
Cheesy chip to the nose! |
Mountain goats sniffin ass! |
The old ROADIE RASH! |
Guitar Hero is the only place Fox Tard can actually play an instrument! In Calgary |
Fox has a tail! |
Keith Tard goes for the giant cock! |
Le Tard and Plow are PISSED at each other on the way back to BC |
Rockin the hippie bar in Kelowna, final stop |
Keith and Le writing the third album |
Roadie's chasing the van cuz we're sick of him and his bullshit |
What we did to him when he finally caught up |
John Tard's new girlfriend Honey back in Vancouver |
The final tour shot with Plow - he broke down and cried! (Tears of joy) |
Fox Tard trying to fit his formerly checked luggage into the carry-on sizer after putting all his weight on it |
At the airport in Vancouver |
John's hiding his tears now that the tour's over |
Ole Sleepy Tard!> |